Mr Weatherby

Dear George Lucas,

So then, about Indiana Jones 4…you’ve got to be kidding. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. I’d like to see the script that Ford refused to make. I don’t know, maybe this was his fault. Maybe that first script was better, and he sent it back to you riddled with post-it notes with messages like “more goofiness!” and “make this part sillier!!” scribbled on them. You know what though, I’m inclined to blame you, the man who could have left the world free of Jar-Jar Binks but instead chose not to. I want you to take a while and think about what you’ve done here.

Sincerely,
Geoffrey

P.S.
more Star Wars please.