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Posted in Personal on Apr 28th, 2008
I was unable to make it to a party the other day. Wanting to demonstrate some regard for the host and guests, I decided to send to the festivities an envoy of sorts — a digital version of myself to engage in small talk…ineptly, as it turns out. His social graces, not to mention his [...]
Posted in Personal on Apr 19th, 2008
Come on Kabbalah, is that the best you can do? Your army of Hollywood luminaries will never be ready for battle with that of the Scientologists if you can’t come up with a better opener than that. They offer stress tests, which is great because it presents the initial impression that they’re offering something real [...]
Posted in Personal on Apr 14th, 2008
My apologies to the Fark submitter who penned that headline, which sums up fairly well my initial reaction to the recent death of Charlton Heston. I figured the guy was old, got more out of life than he deserved, and we’re better off moving on without him.
I’m pretty sure I was wrong about that.
It seems [...]